How stupid do you have to be...

To have your sprinkler system set to "on".

And it's raining outside.

Well, not right now, but this a.m. when I went for a walk there was one house with the sprinklers on and a heavy mist. It's been raining on/off for the past week. Record weather. Like, make National news and those fuckwits have the water on.

'Tis true. You can't fix stupid.