Martha needs...

Another blog idea I snagged from Stacy...thanks, Stace!

Here's what you do...go to google and type in "(your name) needs" (just put whatever your name is, but without the parenthesis). Google will give you the top ten hits that show what you need. I'm pretty sure the 'Martha' that is being discussed is Martha Stewart...or maybe not...

1. Why Martha needs more (both 1st and 2nd entries were about this - coming from the Christian Science viewpoint, and the subject is money) Yeah, I could use more money...who couldn't? I know it doesn't buy happiness, but damn, it could add to the fun!

2. Martha needs to rebuild her self-confidence - Huh. I didn't think I had a problem with self-confidence! How's THAT for a confident response?

3. Martha needs a butch bitch for protection - Bwahahahaha...almost pee'd my pants!

4. Martha need to re-earn everyone's respect - Hmpf!

5. Martha needs help - why, yes, I do. I've got SO many things started, and not done, and so many things I want to do

6. Martha needs a quick nip - Well, it's early, but I suppose it IS 5 o'clock somewhere...

7. Martha needs to stop and spend some time on her most important relationship - Truer words have not been written

8. Martha needs to add someone to her new radio station - who knew?

9. Martha needs to e-mail Mike - I only wish I knew WHICH Mike...maybe I should e-mail both of 'em

10. Martha needs your support - Yeah I suppose I do...likely I'll never ask for it, though cuz I think I can do it all by myself